Monday, May 22, 2017

Librarian Shower Thoughts

Profound thoughts seems to abound when I'm shampooing my hair in the shower.

  • Overdue and Overude are just a typo apart. Coincidence?
  • Why is the noisy teen kicked out, but the rude adult is not?
  • What is it about the full moon and all the most eccentric patrons coinciding?
  • Why do the people who think they know it all, actually know so little?
  • If patrons had to turn in their phones to check out a book, the library would never have overdues.
  • Cleaning out the junk patrons donate in books is like an archaeologist dig.

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